sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
My fingertips and my lips, they burn from the cigarettes.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.